MACHO INSECURITY ONLY HAVE A FEW SHIRTS, YOU SHOULD GET ONE

You probably don't wear enough white, unless your're either a doctor or a Klansman. So why not get one of these sexy Macho Insecurity t-shirts, super-limited to 20 and bundled with badges and a new CD of the the noisy quintet spinning around on a discordance axis? Get it here, now and be the envy of all free-thinking humans, win friends and become irresistible to the opposite sex, or the same sex, if that's what you want - we don't discriminate.

If you can't tell, I'm just trying to fill space so the picture doesn't look to awkward on the page surrounded by loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of inconvenient white space. Please buy this shirt.